a black widow prequel would literally be the most interesting movie like
a young girl distinguishing herself in the deadliest way possible?????
intertwining cold war history?????
watching an entire regime topple and natalia romanova walking away?????
on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
- me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
- friend: so you hate him?
- me: no hes my favorite character